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hoperays-song · 2 years ago

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Johnny Brainrot: Tea

In England, it’s customary to always offer tea to guests. Like expected or not.

Meaning if anyone went over to the garage, they would immediately be offered a cup of tea by either Marcus, Johnny, or even Stan or Barry (it’s implied they don’t live there but they are family so). Imagine every time their parole officer comes to check on the garage, they’re immediately met with a chorus of “Would you like a cup of tea?” the second they step inside.

And Johnny probably would do this in Redshore with his hotel room as well. Like Meena swings by after practice to check in, and she’s immediately being asked if she wants a cup of tea as Johnny scrambles around to find a tea kettle.

Anytime any of the troupe points out he doesn’t have to do that, Johnny just looks at them completely deadpan and goes “My dad might be a bloody bank robber, but he did raise me to have decent manners”. No one can argue with him after that.

#sing #sing 2 #sing johnny #sing marcus (only mentioned)#sing stan (only mentioned)#sing barry (only mentioned)#if you're think I made this up you are very sorely mistaken #one of my older brother's is actually from London and he insists on offering tea to me to this day #he hasn't lived there in 14 years #i'm sick please ignore any spelling issues #johnny canonically has really good manners #and it's adorable #like marcus might be a criminal but he'd be damned if his son didn't offer his guests a cup of tea like a gentleman #I heard someone describe johnny as chivalrous and that fits so well #like he's so sweet #what a gentleman #marcus is so proud #he forgot to offer rosita tea once after living with her for over half a year and marcus gave him a look and johnny immediately apologized #rosita was touched but very confused

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